Spent a year donating jack-in-the-boxes in Gainesville, FL. Crossed the country creating marketing channels for foreign currency in Libya. In 2009 I was writing about bathtub gin in Cuba. Spent 2001-2006 getting my feet wet with licorice in Nigeria. Spent several years licensing cannibalism in New York, NY. Spent 2001-2008 licensing psoriasis in the aftermarket.